FAT PAINT - Artisan Mineral Chalk Paint & More

Fat Paint is a chalk-style paint that easily affixes to most porous surfaces—wood, glass, metal, plastic and fabric—and covers most projects with just a couple of coats. It’s low-VOC. It dries quickly. And, it’s soft and easy to sand, leaving nothing behind but a smooth, silky finish. Choose from any of the fabulous 52 colours that are available in 3 sizes:

4 oz sample pot, 16 oz pint and 32 oz quart.  

Fat Wax is from authentic, all-natural looks to antiqued, aged, limed or sea-salted effects, FAT Wax adds character to any up-cycled project. Made from beeswax and a hint of carnauba wax, our "Natural" and tinted shades – "Antique Patina", "Black" and "White" – leave behind a lustrous museum-quality polish with lasting durability. Available in the 50 g and 200 g jar. 

Fat Paints Specialty Glaze will create unique, one-of-a-kind finishes. The water-based, translucent film transforms surfaces such as wood, metal and glass into prized heirlooms by producing an aged, antique-like look without the use of wax. Glazes can also be manipulated to build texture and patterns, including faux wood grain or marble. Each of our four beautiful, lightly-tinted shades—White, Black, Raw Umber and Raw Sienna—defines colours and shapes while bringing out the rich, dimensional details of any upcycled project. Available in 4 oz bottles. 

*NEW* PRIMED is a bonding primer also known as bonding adhesive. With the introduction of this new product in our artisan line, you are PRIMED and ready to solve your adhesion problems. PRIMED is a clear bonding agent that allows for distressing without revealing 'white' primer! Factory hardcoat pushing the paint away? Or maybe you want to Fat Paint that IKEA "Malm" dresser? Melamine laminate, plastics or ceramic tile? GET PRIMED! 

Would you love to have a heritage piece or new piece of furniture painted but just can't find the time?

We would love to help! Do you need us to come to you? Have paint will travel. Call, email or

stop by with a photo and we will provide you with a free quote! 

FAT PAINT 101 Wine N' Workshop

Due to Covid-19 restrictions, we are not offering classes at this time. Please refer back for openings in the future. 


 (limited space)

$75.00 per person + GST


The Fat Paint palette offers an array of over 52 fabulous colours - choose from subtle hues to bold statement tones. Have fun experimenting and mix your own blends. 

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